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Photo by Enshong, submitted by junipercoole!
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Anonymous asked: IM me on Yahoo Msngr it's important. my username is scothawketpp121117
who is this?
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Chest bump
Just saw two girls give eachother a chest bump… weird…..
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That awkward moment when you look at yourself in appalled silence as your hair cutting lady looks at you in fear right after you say “that’s too sh(SNIP)ort…”
uho…
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(via ashthecr3ator)
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quick secret to make your 4.5 page long essay to 5 pages…
okay… so… it’s late, your finished with your paper, and there is no way you can continue writing your paper about the effects of inhaling lotion before you go strangle the next person you come across(and yes… i have written a paper about inhaling lotion…). Assuming your using microsoft word…. You can enlarge ALL your periods in the paper and it will fill in a good size paragraph
On the HOME tab, there is a FIND option on the top right of the screen
Choose the dropdown menu of the FIND option and then click ADVANCE FIND
Press the PERIOD button (.) because you are finding the periods in the page
Click the REPLACE tab in the find window
in the REPLACE tab, choose replace with a PERIOD (.)
Click MORE» and then select a new font size… (I usually do only .5 - 1 font size different because anything 2 or above can be noticeable if your nazi teacher/professor/hitler is looking closely.)
When you decided on the size, click REPLACE ALL and your essay/paper will get noticeably longer
The longer your essay, the more length you can add by switching all the period
If your SUPER desperate jellyfish (desperate as in you excused yourself to go to the bathroom for the purpose of finishing up and print your paper but you realize that there is absolutely NO chance that you will finish in the time it takes for an average human being to take a huge dump) to make your paper longer, you can also replace all your spaces with a different font size…
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That awKwARd moment when the only person online is Smarterchild and even he won’t talk to you….
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VODKA GUMMIES???!!?!?!
yep.. u heard me right
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My phagocytes gawts the munchies
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That awKwARd moment when you give your liquor store cashier (that has known you for years) your REAL I.D., and he finds out you only just turned 21
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Booksie on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/13044599
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YAWNING IS CONTAGIOUS!!! REBLOG TO SPREAD!!!
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First 10 to reblog!
First 10 to reblog!
Must be following. (I check.)
I’ll bold my favorites!
(and I will write a comment as well(:)
No likes!GOOO!!!!
Cheers mate
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THE FACEBOOK DRINKING GAME! REBLOG IT!
If you are super bored jellyfish with some friends, then get on eachother’s facebook and DRINKKKKK
Do not do one person’s facebook at a time!!! First go through everybody’s Personal Information, Profile Pictures, Friends List, Wall, then Chat IN THAT ORDER!!!
YOU MUST DRINK RUM AND TALK LIKE A PIRATE IF YOU HAVE YOUR LANGUAGE SET AS PIRATE!!!!
PERSONAL INFORMATION RULEZ (aite let’s start if off slow….)
- Take a DRINK for every false information (If your sex or relationship status is wrong, take a SHOT)
- Take a SHOT if it shows your phone# or address
- Everybody else takes a DRINK if you have Quidditch listed under activities/sports
- Everybody else takes a DRINK if attend to Hogwarts
PROFILE PICTURE RULEZ
- Take a DRINK if your profile picture is a blank expression looking away from the camera
- DRINK to however many times you have changed your profile pic in the last 30 days
- DRINK if your friends dislike your profile picture and you refuse to change it
- If you are wearing your swimming attire in your profile pic, put it on! If you refuse or can’t, take a SHOT!
- Take a DRINK if you are single and have mad cleavage showing
FRIENDS LIST RULEZ
- Take a DRINK for the number of people who you don’t know and have never spoken to on your friend list, and take another drink if you refuse to poke them.
- Take a DRINK to each picture that you have revoked the rights from any of your friends/family (two drinks if it happens to be your X)
- Take a DRINK if you have somebody on your block list
WALL RULEZ (hope your drunk enough to do something stupid by now…)
- Everybody else takes a DRINK if you recently changed your relationship status from relationship to single (take another DRINK if you don’t give him/her a hug and comment on it in the next 5 minutes)
- Take a drink if you like your own comment/post
- Take a DRINK for every poke you have from the same gender
- Take a DRINK for every event that you say that you are “maybe attending”
- Let your friends make a new status on your Facebook or write a comment on somebody on your news feed. Take a SHOT if you refuse, or everybody else takes a SHOT if he/she lets them
- Write something on the wall of somebody you don’t know as well that you think is hot/cute. If you refuse, take a DRINK, wait five minutes then try again
CHAT RULEZ
- Take a DRINK if you do not chat/message with one of the following: Parents, X-gf/bf, your stalker, somebody you like, and/or somebody named La-a(ladasha)
- Everybody else takes a DRINK if you chat with somebody and convince them to join you
- Everybody else takes a SHOT if you can convince a close friend on chat that you are gay/lesbian
CHEERS!
